Not gonna lie. I tried. Can’t reach and I’m a size two.

Fuck. He nailed it.

I would murder every single person on this website, commenters and bloggers alike, for a rent controlled apt in Manhattan.

“Oh, wait, THAT’S what an abortion is? I thought it was a maintenance procedure, like getting your car detailed.”

That’s so much rowing. SO MUCH.

I’ve been wondering that ever since these stories first started appearing.

Why is this a thing?!?

You would hear about his legal brothels and think “hey, someone figured out how to provide a safe, legal place for sex work. They even get regular health checks”.

Because nothing bad ever happened under “never meant to hurt anyone” Amirite?

I’m thinking about what could possibly be going through her head, and really trying to figure out where her heart is, too, and I keep coming up with this hunch that she really was trying to be, I dunno, true to herself somehow...? Or at least she never meant to hurt anyone, in fact quite the opposite...? It has my…

Yeah, I highly doubt many of these schmucks had ever actually seen a vagina outside of porn.

I’m not sure where you live, or Mayotonilla lives for that matter, but cop response to DV runs the gamut, from cops doing absolutely nothing other than telling a couple that they need to separate for a couple of hours/the night to arrest. I think you are both correct. Source: several cop buddies, stories from my…

yeah, it’s not fully fleshed out at all for sure. But as someone who doesn’t really believe in trigger warnings, particularly in a college setting, I’m just happy someone is talking about it.

That would be fine if that was the extent of it, but now it seems some people want to attach trigger warnings to things they just find distasteful or uncomfortable. As with most things, it’s the loud obnoxious minority who ruin it for the rest of us.

Dunno if that’s the greatest quote, but it’s a great quote and the greatest profile image reveal I’ve ever seen...

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

Bets on if she gets sterilized against her will or without proper informed consent?

SAY IT WITH ME NOW, FRIENDS

While I’m conflicted on the topic of late abortions ( as soon as the foetus is technically viable, I’m not sure abortion is the right thing to do), charging that women with murder is plain crazy.

The worst thing my babysitter ever did was tell me she and her best friend were the girlfriends of Sean and David Cassidy. Yep, I believed it.