Here’s reddit’s:

Jesus, that’s not even close to the point.

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Newman is a moon landing denier despite getting an engineering degree in a building named for Neil Armstrong. Whatever he says doesn't matter.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

Neither is Carson Wentz, but Doug Pederson isn’t letting that stop him!

Melee players aren’t divas for not jumping to smash 4. Smash 4 is just an entirely different, unique game when compared to Melee. Both can coexist, and there is no reason why they can’t or why melee players should jump to Smash 4 when they are so radically different on a systems level.

to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

You’re exactly correct. Unfortunately there’s a moronic subset of the population in this country that are so blindly loyal to the symbols of this country (not the ideals mind you, they’d never live up to those) that any challenge to one of them is a challenge to all of them. So you get a situation where a guy doesn’t…

The Quebec Nordiques of Las Vegas.

And you could more or less retain the old logo!

ah the undying delusion that QC will ever get a team again, brings a tear to my eye and a chuckle to my belly. The tear is only because i am laughing so hard

Now that’s a name with staying power, like “Los Angeles Lakers.”

Las Vegas Metropolitans would be easier to switch when they move to Seattle.

I would wear that hat.

I thought that was going to be Phoenix?