Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

I’m always amused when Dilfer bloviates with Steve Young standing right there. Young always gives him this look like, “What in the fuck are you saying?”

No worries they have a backup:

What the hell?

I get it, they don’t want controversy to distract viewers from compelling WNBA storylines like “Which two teams are these again?” and “Is that point guard the one I heard about in college in 2009? No? Ok nevermind.”

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

So he wanted everyone to look at him while doing a dorky thing until people started looking at him critically. But the guy who’s clearly got some money to burn threw in a G to a good cause so, neat, I guess.

Hample can eat shit.

Zack sounds delusional.

I’d like to think that everyone who commented on the last story contributed to the bill being killed. She probably Googles her name everyday and saw a crapload of hits on Deadspin. And you have to assume she read the comments. I don’t care if this is reaching. Commenting may have done something!

Translation: “I had hoped that no one would find out just what kind of horrible, sub-human piece of garbage I am, but, you have, so I’m callously trying to save face as best I can.”

You can even see him still holding his face in the background during McCann’s trot.

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Oh well, I guess it’s not Quebecor’s fault. They did a good job.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

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Currently it is not clear exactly why this failure occurred as we have verified the process used to produce the part here in Cologne. Further analysis is required to determine the root cause.

I swear to God this is a true story:

Reasonable points ... but then only one of these teams got investigated by the Feds.

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