Also: Caltech is nerdy. MIT is nerdy. Harvey Mudd is nerdy. Stanford is a finishing school for the Organization Kid scions of West Coast wealth and the higher-achieving members of the Mainland Chinese princeling class. (The middling ones go to USC.)

Does the gender and/or sex of a person really matter if their values and ethics are corrupt?

Clinton practices identity politics. She only has so many women staffers to give off an impression of equity. She still doesn’t pay her interns a wage, which shows to me she doesn’t care about the middle-class or poor Americans.

uh

Then Nintendo should personally curate playlists for people to pick levels from, while letting everything else exist along the fringes.

The fuck you mean they don’t have overlap? Caterham is bascially the legos of cars. You can buy a Caterham kit and build it at home. It’s not like there is a lot of overhead in legos. Go to the warehouse and pull the style and number of bricks you need. You make it sound like this is a solid gold samurai sword with…

This is all they’ve talked about on WFAN for weeks. Fuck the Yankees and fuck corporate greed.

How come every time I take a seat at a hotel bar, no matter where it is, I end up seated next to this guy?

That doesn’t make it untrue.

Ummmm...yeah...China.

Oh, you’re a Sonichu fan?

Shut the fuck up.

While I sympathize with your love of the unknown — I love surprises too! — this is a news outlet, and we don’t believe that reporting on news requires a spoiler warning. Sorry.

Dude, no. Let The Simpsons be a bridge between the Gen X’ers who have Kept it Real and our new Millennial Overlords. The Simpsons should be a sacred grove, holy ground—don’t profane that shit with petty, pop culture snobbery. Keep your territorial pissings out of the Temple, bro.

How dumb do you think we are?

Probably, since EA actually releases games.

Man, must be something in the water.

My favorite part is that if a player had done this around Ken Daneyko (that announcer) in his playing days, he would almost certainly have aimed to sever the guy’s leg at the knee with a two-hander on the next shift.

Hate to be a highlight truther, but Sean Avery’s dive was worse.

My favorite part is the Devils announcer beginning to explain how “there’s a nerve” in your calf that would make you jump three feet in the air a second after being slashed.