Man, must be something in the water.

My favorite part is that if a player had done this around Ken Daneyko (that announcer) in his playing days, he would almost certainly have aimed to sever the guy’s leg at the knee with a two-hander on the next shift.

Hate to be a highlight truther, but Sean Avery’s dive was worse.

My favorite part is the Devils announcer beginning to explain how “there’s a nerve” in your calf that would make you jump three feet in the air a second after being slashed.

It makes me feel like a big man.

They will.

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

Because of stories like Bryan’s 3 concussions in his first 5 months, all WWE Performance Center trainees now where special headgear.

Enough people have already said this but this is for the best. We’ve seen too many wrestlers die young from the pills, drugs, booze, and other means to cope with the pain they’ve earned from a career of wrestling. This is a positive thing.

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

Who says he doesn’t deserve to be an All-Star? That’s some All-Star game defense right there.

Quit playing with friends that make you use the MadCatz controller.

My culprit is lag. Yup. Even in shooters. It’s always the lag. Never me. Nope.

If you throw it at the wall after losing, it should sort itself out :P

Drew is 100% Correct.

Oh, you made the world’s 10 billionth football/not football joke.

sounds like someone has old man syndrome, I dont like it because its not what im used to. is it gimmicky? probably. I fail to see how this is a nightmare, OH NO, PEOPLE CAN WATCH FOOTBALL ON THEIR TABLE, ITS SO TERRIBLE!!! WHERE DID THE WORLD GO WRONG?

99% these guys are jokes. I actually saw one almost arrested by the real police for carrying a flashlight taser into the stadium. The state I live in does not require them be bonded or certified as actual security guard so they honestly are people who just answered a craigslist ad or got assigned to it at a place like…

I think everyone in the game and anyone who has been his teammate and most people who know hockey would disagree with you that he brings nothing. Also if you’d watched it was 1000 times more entertaining with him there than any replacement. No one was hurt by his inclusion. What’s wrong with just enjoying the small…

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death