Apparently there was a glitch in the Yankees payroll, and they “fixed the glitch”

He’s totally going to pull a Stone Cold and come back in the 3rd after driving the ambulance onto the ice

I agree, but for the jersey fouls alone. A Yashin jersey? A woefully out-of-era Nystrom jersey? Yuck

Hair Growth Hormone?

The wordmark on the pants is a nice touch. There’ll be no mistaking now which team’s QB is flat on his ass.

No matter how you dress it up, that small black sliver still bugs the shit out of me.

RIP Eichel’s NHL career.

There are no winners in Monopoly.

Joe Carter and that stupid home run.

Well it's not just that but also people being shoved off the platform, be it accidentally or on purpose. It does happen unfortunately. That's why I always try to stand clear and try to keep my back to something, be it a wall or a pillar. Frankly I think everybody should try and do the same, but on a crowded platform…

It should be called "Go fuck yourself, Weather Channel"

Detroit should be where Chesapeake is

Reminded me of this:

Speaking for we, we don't agree.

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Western NY is practically North PA

I want to slap the person who filmed this in portrait mode.