The Cleveland Browns are the ugly friend the New York Jets bring to the bar to make themselves look hot.

I get it and all, but for some rival Little League president to complain like that seems smarmy as all hell.

I'm still trying to figure out how Tenacious D got the Grammy for Metal.

At least they got the Kings logo correct this time.

I now have the sudden urge to re-watch The Hobbit.

What are the big bugs/stability issues? I'm running 8.1.2 (I should note jailbroken) on a 6 and an iPad for over a month now and they've seemed quite stable and reliable to me. Maybe I've just been fortunate?

Is it known what those on-field iPads Microsoft Surfaces can and can't do? Can those send messages?

Well that blows. They'll probably use Buccigross or Steve Levy then. In the meantime I'll just make a loop of Gary screaming "KEITH PRIMEAU!!" while I silently weep.

More Gary Thorne broadcasting hockey is a win for everybody.

I think a lot of the blame for that lies in poor promotion from Android carriers and the fact that I believe until this past year, carriers such as Verizon had blocked usage of Google Wallet unless you had a rooted device and got the apk from outside sources. Apple was very much like "hey look at this thing!!!"…

"Not AIM!!" -1999

Because when somebody fucks one up it's the most majestic sight in sports. Leave my unicorn alone!

Four words: Twitch Plays Pro Bowl.

I have a theory that when civilization gets wiped out due to nuclear holocaust, the only things left roaming the earth will be glitterized cockroaches.

Cute kid, but oh my god stop touching the signatures

Counterpoint:

Ditka

Smoke Signal Monday

*billionaire

Leafs ended up winning 6-1. This kid was onto something.