I now have the sudden urge to re-watch The Hobbit.

Is it known what those on-field iPads Microsoft Surfaces can and can't do? Can those send messages?

Well that blows. They'll probably use Buccigross or Steve Levy then. In the meantime I'll just make a loop of Gary screaming "KEITH PRIMEAU!!" while I silently weep.

More Gary Thorne broadcasting hockey is a win for everybody.

Because when somebody fucks one up it's the most majestic sight in sports. Leave my unicorn alone!

Four words: Twitch Plays Pro Bowl.

Cute kid, but oh my god stop touching the signatures

Counterpoint:

Ditka

Smoke Signal Monday

*billionaire

Leafs ended up winning 6-1. This kid was onto something.

It's a great little device especially if you're into retro gaming. It's simple to install custom firmware and emulators, and there's also native PS1 support.

#1 should be Joel Embiid's Twitter account

Someone on twitter posted a snapchat photo of a girl holding the leg, who I would imagine is probably the culprit:

It's because they have a 78-year-old winger.

Jaromir Jagr is the Highlander.

C'mon Geno, you know that Rex demands that his players toe the line

Having previously lived in the St. Louis metro area for 3 years (not by my own volition, thanks military), this mayor sounds like somebody they would elect.

Cards should get 1,000 more points tacked on simply for provel cheese