I get a sense of Matisse here — in that the bro with the ugly tatt was yelling, "You knocked out mah tisse!"

Jesus Hell to the Motherfucking No Christ. Isha, I don't understand. How do you an all the other authors all deal with this shit on a regular basis. You mods really deserve all the wine you can get. I am so sorry.

That awkward half hug with Klinsmann may have been better than the Algeria goal.

We all remember when he alluded to "all the things he'd been through over the past month" during his Heisman acceptance speech, right?

Ugh. Money Team?

Well, the shit is GROSS and ubiquitous, so backlash was inevitable.

100% guarantee that is dip spit.

And, because it's October, he will wear a pink jumpsuit at his bail hearing.

Love,

Roger Goodell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

clearly, you have not yet gone fast enough.

I think you're confusing him with someone who had a long career as a professional athlete.

Thanks for the videos, but I don't know how you guys got a clean copy without them pixelating the good stuff.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

So.....yeah.....MeganRivera didn't say a single word about making her religious ideas into "political policy" (is that an actual thing that people say?) or that politics should be "dependent on religion". I'm thinking you might be super duper extra sensitive here.

It literally cannot be overstated...us liberal Christians who are pro-gay-rights/marriage, pro-choice and Feminists MUST take a stand against church abuse. Godly behavior is about love, not bigotry wrapped in self-righteous prayer and threats of hellfire.

We can't allow bigots to run roughshod over people and bully…

.gif* Sigh.

Instead of 2014 Wayne (which isn't that bad considering his Believe Me verse), lets all listen to 2004 Wayne, in the prime of his rapping ability, rapping over a beat composed of two people playing ping pong.