It helps to read the story...even just a little.

My dear Eric used to say something like that! :-)

Here's a movie line for ya ... "Lighten up, Francis!"

Here we go again. Another pathetic attempt by the lamestream media who are trying to take away our guns. They only published half of what Devonte said!

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

I really hope the NLRB rules against McDonald's on this one. I've got nothing against McDonald's personally, but the franchise system for fast food restaurants is a joke - as you pointed out, the parent corporations control everything. In fact, they pretty much control everything except the costs of labor, which is…

This one is very multicultural:

Backwards rajun Cajun doggie snappers with XYLTPDK yam hammers.

Snyder's PR gaffe continued when he said the park would be dedicated to the legendary Indian skater Tony Hawk.

you mean the name that natives ourselves came up with, and then formally approved, and that has never been used as a racist taunt? No, we actually approve of that one.

Sure thing. Maybe we could change it to "red herring".

McKnight: Sings "back at one"

He got tossed for saying "Really motherfucker!". You should turn on your sound next time your whole article is about a video clip, audio is important.

You know South Africans and Australians are two different things, right?

Would be much cooler if it was only done for current players who have won a title. So, you know, you don't get the right to a gold "mark" just because your team won it 30 years ago.

Pretty sure titles shouldn't have grammatical errors in the first word. Also, having watched Matt Dodge work for a year, I can tell you good punters have PLENTY of value.

So nothing should be done?

Cool, so we don't have to cry for them this time?

Though your name isn't Fred, I'm willing to bet you still suck butt at soccer.