Me. I am brick frog... The Vaporous Luminary.

Me. I am CarpeV...the Evanescent Hotshot

Me. I am Lou. The opaque utterer.....this generator is very Jaden Smith.

Me. I am BurritosaurusRex. The delicious burrito.

I neither need nor accept a lecture on the sanctity of life from somebody who revels in the virtues of gun ownership.

As a Christian (although that in no way makes me an expert on anything), I want to state that I feel it is actually very important that the headline and article mentions the school being a Christian school. No, it isn't an unfair attempt to single out Christians as all being hypocritical but it is pointing out this…

It means materialism and vanity.

The mawkish, moronic self-indulgence of this apology letter is somehow miles more offensive than the wearing of that damned head-dress by itself. Jesus. I didn't even think it was possible to top the war bonnet play-time, but there you go.

You really have to read the whole non-apology letter to really get all the enjoyment out of this story.

Idris Elba as Shere Khan??

Plus, lots of people look like late-model Michael Jackson right after they get their eyebrows done. Come on now.

At least eat them with party dip, IF YOU MUST, JUAN.

Surely this is the scandalous item that will capsize the bachelor's boat.

What kind of Doritos? Nacho cheese or cool ranch? It's gross either way, but still it

My dad and brother brought Doritos and salsa to my house when they were visiting. I was like, "uhh thanks for the salsa, but I don't have any tortilla chips," and they explained that the Doritos were for dipping in the salsa. Disgusting! No wonder my mom always did the grocery shopping.

I know it sounds disgusting, but I fell in love with Doritos (Spicy Nacho) dipped in salsa while dating my ex. I quit him and I quit the Doritos, but I was surprised at how much I liked it.

I WAS JUST COMING HERE TO SAY THAT. For shame, Juan Pablo, for shame.

I literally live around the corner from this building, and have been inside several times during a project to spay/neuter cats from low income people in the area.