TL;DR If you use “The blacks” for people and not describing the quality of a monitor’s color range, you’re a racist.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

“Confusingly loveable”

I would expect this sort of white trash behavior somewhere like Georgia.

“The last thing CU football needs is another gash.”

“Out of respect for you, we’re going to do something you hate and asked us to stop repeatedly. You’re welcome!”

Or eating at his restaurant. Unless someone else is buying. Because I am a principled dude, but I can make exceptions for a free strip steak.

El Paso school takes an El Paso

I don’t know if that’ll go well. I have heard, however, that some Predators find him appetizing.

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

I loved attending school there, but now that I’m living in Denver, any time I go back I wonder how anyone of adult/working age can stand it.

Ralphie is the football team mascot, so if anyone is kind of wondering about that whole buffalo thing, it basically means this guy is adjunct to the sports system.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

Needless to say, the Broncos wouldn’t have been able to win a game like that if Tim Tebow was still leading them.

And for all these years, I was sure it was Kiki Vandeweghe...

“Fuck. So close.”

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.