I am a Rockies fan and also believe you should feel bad about Dane Cook. I hope all New England sports fans wear him around their necks like an albatross. Who am I kidding, I’ll be happy if drunk New England Fan Bro doesn’t do his impression of Dane Cook, repeating jokes that Dane Cook allegedly stole, then laughs to…

1989 Yamaha FZR-600. It was 1996 and honestly I rode that thing everywhere. I loved that bike. I’m actually looking for another FZR-600 now. I’m having my midlife crisis probably.

This makes perfect sense to me. I am Korean-American, my dad is an immigrant. Do you have any idea how many of my cool concepts he shot down while I was growing up?

I find the idea of potentially giving jump scares to a man who was the head of Sayerat Maykal unit terrifying.

He was vey brave to serve in Korea during the Vietnam War. Oh, to trade angry glares at hostile Asians, as opposed to trade small arms fire with hostile Asians. Very brave. All the brave.

I think the scope is what may ultimately limit the number/nature of name changes. It’s one thing to change the name of a dorm on campus or an elementary school. But when it comes to larger public spaces and structures is where I believe the hurdle lies.

So, does that mean you won’t be interesting in leading a new Toyota at John Elway Toyota’s Year End Toyota-thon?

Whoa whoa whoa. Steelers West? Denver isn't covering up sexual assault allegations.

But, this how you knew which car magazine to buy.

I will take a relationship with Amber Heard instead.

My takeaway from this that Dr. Death is neither a licensed medical professional or an accredited academic. Imagine my shock that he might be an Uber driver. I'm from Denver, so I naturally assumed he much be some former doctor who abused his privileges by prescribing himself and small children oxycodone or performed…

Some organizations, say, if they deal with minors on a regular basis. Like youth sports leagues, often have a specific endorsement for sexual abuse, and how much it will cover. Say $1 million per occurrence. This allows the organization a liability shield, barring gross negligence, to settle any claims with victims. I…

As a former Sunday School teacher, I would say Jeremy Lin is probably, on the more understated end of evangelical Christians. He has faith, he doesn’t shy away from it, it’s a big part of his life/identity. However, he doesn’t come off as overbearing/proselytizing. Id say he’s pretty well adjusted.

I’d buy it because it looks like R2D2. And then I would put a Star Wars sticker on it. And fully embrace becoming That Guy.

Just like weed smoking. Conduction is better than combustion.

Nice to know world class athletes need a doctor’s note to bring to work just like me.

I can't get over the fact the he looks like Edward from Twilight. This isn't weird vampire baseball.

That first paragraph was right on!

The only solution is to either:

Well, the league is called the Ultimate Fighting Championship. I'm puzzled at either the ignorance or the sexism. But I suppose both go hand in hand.