Henry Ford was President?

I was about to comment with this! Didn't that HBO thing about her life/career feature her watching hours and hours of video footage of herself?

I took a survey, and there are seven women that Bill Cosby has not tried to rape. Don't question my methods, it was very scientific.

at this point, are there any women that Bill Cosby has not tried to rape

Heaven forfend!

as a non-thin owner of not-great legs and a pair of birkenstocks, i can attest to this truth

Bespoke blazer. Levis jeans. White shirt. Tie optional.

I nearly shot right off the treadmill this morning while reading Fran Lebowitz's discourse on laundering and dry cleaning. That woman is my everything.

YES BUT WHAT IS FRAN LEBOWITZ'S OPINION ON IT BECAUSE I DON'T MAKE IMPORTANT FASHION DECISIONS WITHOUT HER

Never heard of her (at least by name) until today, but listening to her in the interview, she sounds about as cranky as I am, and she's about twice my age. The snark will be strong in this one, when she gets to that age, methinks. Ha. She's hilariously judgy though, and I like that she's commenting on trends, rather…

A girl in my group is literally wearing a Spongebob tee and a sweatshirt from her high school picnic. And shorts. We are professionals with desk jobs in a utility company. The VP of the organization sits nearby. It's embarrassing.

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But there are no drag queens like that, because drag queens know how to wear clothes. Can you imagine if women tried as hard as drag queens? We'd be a much more attractive culture. I wouldn't have to give out so many yoga pants citations.

She sounds pretty in touch, actually.

Where was the mirror? I sometimes feel like handing out citations.

I'm totally in the "leggings are not pants" camp.

Out of touch with what? Common decency?

"What's so great thing about clothes is that they're artificial—you can lie, you can choose the way you look, which is not true of natural beauty. So if you're naturally beautiful, wear what you want, but that's .01% of people. Most people just aren't good looking enough to wear what they have on. They should…

OMG thank you. If I had only refreshed and scrolled down I could have saved myself five minutes of typing!