At least they left off watermelon?

This is one of those times when a photo says it all. The menu in question:

the Stockholm effect

Nah, I like Piper. She's got a dark side. She's a total pain in the ass, but she knows that, and she's trying.

Your sentiments are actually very common. I wish more people would simply be open about what they want and don't want. Trying to spare someone's feelings always ends up doing more harm than good.

Women always tell me this, but it's so often not true. I had this woman tell me this over the course of a 5 month relationship only to say she wanted out because it just wasn't doing it for her. Had she been honest, I could have found a better way to waste 5 months of my time.

Yes, you're the only one.

I always keep this book handy.

I DO NOT have a small penis she has a huge vagina!

He's charging people admission based on their length—the shorter the dick, the smaller the entry fee.

Why do they keep trying to make Team Amber happen? It's never going to happen. (Because they're ALL awful people using double-standard gender constructs to take each other down.)

This whole thing is embarrassing on all fronts.

You're not the only one. I think she's sorta boring but I don't hate her, and frankly I don't understand all the hate. She's kind of a princess but at least she goes into the situation being pretty self-aware of that, and doesn't try to get out of serving her time. She tries to navigate the line between keeping her…

That makeup girl did you wrong!

I like Piper. I don't think she's nearly as offensive as everyone here seems to think she is.

The best possible outcome is if Dunham ends up being the person who finally kills Quinn.

dead cow eyes

YES. THIS IS PERFECT. THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY.

But the eyebrows are so good, before and after! I agree with the eye wrinkles being more prominent with their whitewash, but otherwise, it's a lovely look with the eyes and mouth.