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this is really confusing my views of being a feminist

"well back to that dialysis chair with you then. Hope it's cozy".

George Lopez better thank his lucky stars that that isn't legal.

.... Are they getting a renality show? Eh? Eh?

May I suggest a name? Organ Grindr.

if case of a divorce will she ask for get her kidney back??

No, I could literally just name 20 'black' films off the top of my head that are not uncomfortable period dramas or Tyler Perry movies

Precious was textbook "poverty porn" and "pity the Black struggle porn"

slumdog millionaire too!

Word. I had the same feeling about it as I did about that Wally Lamb book "She's Come Undone." It's like somebody had a checklist of Bad Things That Happen to Women that they were working from.

I've read several interviews with people (men and women) involved in Precious, and all of them basically has said that she was a 'raging bitch who could not be worked with or reasoned with on any level on set'

I haaaaate movies like precious and beasts of the southern wild. It's like "poverty porn"

I'm neither monogamous or promiscuous. I learned a long time ago that sex is soooo much hotter and more satisfying when I know the person well and do have a close emotional connection with them.

Hey, I'm from Bumfuck, Nebraska and FYI we don't have a Krispy Kreme out here.

Yeah. That's why I don't get the weird obsession over virgins. Virgins of both gender tend to really suck at sex. I kick myself for being an idiot during my teen years when I was all, "wait until marriage!"

Red wine only for this one, amirite?

THESE DO NOT WORK DO NOT BUY THEM

I like "No one messes with your tampons." That's good copy.

please, armatures