Yeah but wouldn't those records be a part of the investigation? And if this were being done through the courts, wouldn't a judge also be allowed to let the defense have access to medical records? And if it's being done through the university, you still need to investigate and the other side also has a right to have…

But for that to happen, the rape victim has to file suit with the police, and not through the university. Although I'm confused because it says in the article that the DA's office declined to press charges against one of the alleged rapists, which leads me to believe she did report this to the police. So who knows…

Whoa. I was mostly kidding, since my vagina seems to subconsciously be attracted to (and attract) men who are way more politically and socially conservative than I am, but I'm sorry that's been your experience and I wish you all the best in looking for a non-narcissist partner.

No, of course not. But chances of surviving an airliner crash are pretty damn slim. So slim, I'm going to guess that the chances of having a flight where someone acts like such a dick they have to be duct-taped to the seat, and the plane crashes, and everyone except the duct-taped asshole survives, giving his family…

Do you intentionally seek them out or do your lady parts just subconsciously gravitate towards them?

Ha!

If they crash there's no surviving anyway, even if you're not taped to your seat.

Yes. Yes, you can. But it depends on a lot of factors, like how the relationship ended, if you're both totally over any feelings you had for each other, or any anger from the break-up, if you're both chill people and neither of you is a narcissist or clingy or needy or an asshole.

I don't doubt that this woman means well. She is incredibly well intentioned. But someone should let her know (nicely) that she's not going about it in the best possible way. This is sort of like those save-a-prostitute pajama pants - well-intentioned but kind of stupid and "white man's burden" in their thinking. And…

Forget the runway, fur has been on the streets for years now. Just look at the furry hood parka trend - everyone in a Canada goose, mackage, or woolrich coat (or its many copies) is wearing real fur. There's a lot of fake fur too but real fur has definitely been enjoying a comeback for a few years now.

I see your "Believe" and "Cotton Eyed Joe" and raise you one "We Built This City on Rock and Roll" and "Kokomo."

I think, when there's a world wide referendum to choose the worst pop song in human history, it will be a dead heat between Cher's auto-tuned sonic crime against humanity, "Believe", and the equally genocidal "Cotton-Eyed Joe" by Rednex, who are Swedish by the way.

Neither a compliment nor an insult.

I get that. But even if they had reported it, what do you do about a rape allegation where no one's filed an official complaint with the university or the police?

Me too. Martha is my fucking idol and people don't realise how funny she actually is.

Yes, it's the crunch. And the ability to stay crunchy despite being in a sandwich or taco.

I love Martha. She's a misunderstood comedic genius.

Pirates and princesses? Seriously?

Pretty much. But as obnoxious as that is, they're well within their rights to do it...

Two of the deaths that I imagine must be most horrible in this world are being shelled as a civilian in a battle over resource control, as well as dying of thirst and exposure on the way across the US border. (307 migrants were recorded dead in crossing last year, the lowest number in 15 years.) But I fall on the side…