I thought it was funny, actually.

Um, you might have a point if it weren't for the fact that Portlandia isn't reality tv. I mean, you know Fred Armisen isn't really a woman, right? Even though he plays one in the bookstore sketches? I know it's confusing but sometimes, actors play characters that are nothing like them in real life.

I pass that building almost every day and it pisses me off that the Jehovah's Witnesses have such a prime property in Brooklyn. What a waste.

15 + 16 = 31. Actually, I think it was longer ago because she's 32. And 2 of those kids were twins. And knowing them, they will probably have more. (No, they're not religious fundamentalists, just those people who really like having kids).

And your point? Are you going to keep subtracting years? Will your next question be: what if she were 8 and pursuing my cousin?

Or I just need a break from the horrible report that I've been busy writing the past few days. But ok, I'm totally Pimp Mama Kris.

My point is, every relationship is different and not all age differences are problematic.

Uncle Joe's my senior citizen boyfriend and he's not a perv, just full of love.

That's you. That's not everybody. I've got friends who I'm quite affectionate with and who are affectionate with me, in non-sexual or creepy ways. And we're all fine with it. And for all we know, that's the case with Joe Biden and this lady. Don't assume everyone is like you orthat we're witnessing any kind of…

Leaving aside the fact that she's a Kardashian and he's a moron who tattoos his face, re: the age difference, whatever, life is messy and shit happens and sometimes age differences are one thing on paper and another in practice. My cousin met his wife when he was 21 and she was 15. He was a very immature 21 and a…

Well she's not exactly a credible source after she also tweeted that Khloe's real dad was OJ Simplson...

She's a moron. I understand people wanting to stand up for her because she's fighting the Kardashians who it's true are the scum of the Earth but really, they deserve each other and the reason Amber is having such an easy time stooping to the Kardashians' level because she's bottom-feeding trash, just like them.

Or not. It's a process, maybe Bri at one point thought he was a woman and then settled on the "pansexual androgynous man" which is what his friend said he would have referred to himself if he had to choose a label. "Pansexual androgynous man" hardly sounds like a compromise to appease his asshole of a father so it…

Did anyone else read that headline as "Complete Strangers Have Sex in Front of Teens Shopping For Porn"?

Because you have to seize every opportunity that presents itself for Tina Fey and Sarah Palin to be in the same room together.

I wear glasses too. It's not the fact that she's wearing glasses that I have a problem with, it's the glasses she chose to wear. Seriously, look for a close-up, you'll see what I mean.

Her face is also about 4 shades lighter than her neck. It's awesome.

That's true but it's also very low on the list of Things Wrong With Her Outfit.

Oh. My. God. Caribou Barbie has graduated to Caribou Cougar and it is a sight to behold.

Calm down, fangirl. It was a joke. She just seems so uptight and proper, not exactly the person who's going to be having frank and open discussions about mental health...