He looks at everything seriously. It’s just how his big dumb face looks.

“This speech will not be political. It will be about celebrating our nation’s independence, our flag, and our great military.”

Cincinnati sounds nice.

Both.

Cool! I judge for gay Pete butt!

What a stupid fucking take.

Me first!

Statistics presented without context?

That’s your fucking take?

If only there was an easy way to find the definition of a word or phrase...

lol

#whothefuckknows

Damn you just got SHIT on.

boom roasted

Totally.

Let me in on that hot action.

Fuck off.

Pointing out human rights violations using a historical reference point is not whining, dipshit.

I asked Alanis Morisette. She said you’re a fucking moron.

Your rapist president tell you that?