She has all the fierce moral urgency of Martha Coakley, with none of the charm

That “Affordable, quality healthcare” is actually “98% free, extremely sub-par healthcare” in state’s that didn’t already have a healthcare net. Obama, dumbass that he was, decided to ram it through without thinking for a second about how the Federal Government had no right to dictate what the States offered for…

A normal person would also never expect that every time they step out into public that any time they are on a camera police have access to that they are also being cross-referenced with the DMV database irrespective of whether they may have committed any crime. That’s some Big Brother surveillance state shit. …

Well, a quick Google reveals that the first facial recognition software was developed in the mid-1960s (research funded by an unnamed intelligence agency) and there have been prevalent public security cameras my entire life (ATMs, banks, retail stores, traffic).

Nope, not the only one. Maybe I’ve been misled by too many TV shows and movies where the crime-solving nerd character has access to every government database ever, but I’ve always assumed that once any part of Big Brother has a photo, it’s available to every branch. Same with fingerprints and DNA.

It is astonishing that you guys only take notice of this when illegal immigrants are on the line.

I mean... as someone who wants to be able to own suppressors and other cool stuff without a bunch of bullshit paperwork, I wouldn’t be too mad if the BATFE went away tomorrow.

I guess I’m the only one who didn’t assume they’ve been doing this for decades?

It’s almost as if - wait for itttt - people die every day?

Stop coming here

Yeah but nobody cared either way until Kaep decided that antebellum flags violated corporate wokeness principles.

Holy shit. Seriously?

Does hurting female people of color also include claiming to be Native American to gain personal benefit?

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

That was a triathlon joke

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

It’s ironic that you devote an entire paragraph to lampooning the “performance of being upset” when that’s literally your entire website’s business model.

So nobody’s going to point out that, based on the story, it was Kaepernick that was so upset over the number of stars on the flag that he convinced Nike to pull a shoe that was already shipped to stores?

I’m just pissed because I wanted the shoe.