England officially ended slavery in the 1830's. Saying that the US declared independence from England because of fears that England was going to end slavery is simply absurd, considering that England started the slave trade and for all intents and purposes, set up an economy in the colonies that depended on slavery to…

That’s right. “Let’s not judge history through the lens of modern morality” = “I Heart Slavery”

They also took on the British Empire, and established the first democratic republic in the world.

The world is a dialectical place. 

I don't really need one. Enjoy your holiday. 

Yes, daddy. I am self-flagellating right now, daddy. Please destroy all statues of the founders and everything they created, daddy. Disney remakes and Marvel movies are the only woke and acceptable form of culture we deserve.

Meh, I’m perfectly fine Ben Franklin, Tom Jefferson et al declared independence from the global super power of the day. They had their reasons that made sense to them in their day. This is one day I’m ok with being a citizen of the United States.

It's pretty easy to beat a 200 year old corpse.  

They will deny it to keep up the appearances of not being complete and outright traitors but the modern Left literally loathes everything about this country.

Yeah. A shame the Founding Fathers weren’t “woke” 243 years before that became a thing...

Put your hands together for Jack “The Edgelord” Mirkinson ladies and gentlemen!

Imagine being born at that time and accomplishing what they did. You don’t take a leap to non-binary genderqueer fluid in one step.

Jesus, this is some St. Louis Cardinals smarm. 

The problem is not in her behavior. It is in your definition of obnoxious buffoonery.

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

Posting shitty memes and talking shit in Facebook is a crime now? Who are the real fascists?

The last tweet is slightly inaccurate. Ivanka is not nearly as cute as a duckling. 

They are worried that right wing views are so seductive that if they are espoused openly they might win.

Calling it a poll tax is a stretch, it is part of their sentence, dont blame republicans because you lack foresight. Should have just ended disenfranchisement for all those convicted of a crime including current prisoners.... oh wait, you probably couldnt push that through the voters could you.

The first one to say“My hovercraft is full of eels” in spanish gets my vote.

Yeah, those ESL kids sure had it made.