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Romostradomus the Undying
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Most aid to Central American countries ends up in Cayman Islands bank accounts.

Wow, that’s a lot of words concerning BuzzFeed. Shouldn’t this be in some sort of list? Perhaps with GIFs?

Unions make sense when there is a huge profit that deserves to be shared. They make less sense when its a vanity project of a billionare who wants to pretend to be modern day JP morgan.

Looking forward to seeing people with useless humanities degrees get fired, develop a heroin addiction, and die.  Learn to code

I want bernie to pimp walk onstage with the diamond tipped cane and everything.  where my money at bitch

Yeah, fuck all these centrists that flipped House seats. They just don't get it.

Maybe the Dems next genius move will be to have late night TV ads on USA network with a 976 number and the promise of talking to “hot singles near you.”

So you want them to look like actual clowns too?

When is the first debate?  can we mandate that all candidates wear pride uniforms?  Not some subtle pin either, I want full on rainbow suits and wigs on every candidate.  One free superdelegate to the first candidate to say SLAY KWEEN

Where can I get my gender non-specific wallpaper?

Your last sentence is really important. When you’ve decided you hate the other side more than anything, reality no longer matters.

Barbed wire, Claymores, gun turrets.

I assume he had a corrupt accountant doing his books

Yeah because all the best comedy has to be “explained”. A real hallmark of the medium.

People who write think pieces are rarely experts and much more often blowhards.

Yeah, it was biggest special among people who like their stand-up without all that intrusive laughter.

If I’m alone with you in a room and I say “do you mind if I whip my dick out and start jerking off?” and you, out of surprise, shock, or fear, fail to tell me to stop, have I obtained your consent?

It’s not a matter of men feeling threatened by critical women. No one here is defending Louis C.K. A lot of people just think Hannah Gadsby sucks ass AS A COMEDIAN. I agree with her wholeheartedly as a human being and think she's really smart and spot-on about what's wrong with the male/female relationship as a whole,

I’d call Hannah Gadsby a joke, except nothing she’s ever done, including her comedy, has ever been funny. She’s worthless and the only thing she ever achiever was convincing SJWs that a “comedy special” without any actual comedy is something to be lauded rather than criticized  

This is dangerous to talk about, but I’ll give it a go”