I’d be curious to see if the Splinter staff would just collectively shit their pants if AOC were primaried out.

I don’t know why I never considered this before, but I would LOVE to see a judge’s reaction if counsel ever pointed at him and yelled the perfect “OBJECTION!”

That conversation would be so rough the cringe would be permanently etched on your face.

Anytime people suggest that maybe those four freshmen are perhaps behaving in a less than tactful manner or that they’re going a little off the deep end, Splinter reacts like somebody just called their child an idiot.

How long until Splinter shits out an article with the headline, “NANCY PELOSI IS A GOD DAMN RACIST?”

It’s not just AOC, anyone who disturbs the Splinter fantasy bubble is to be eliminated with extreme prejudice.

Argument doesn’t apply, she’s a congresswoman in the U.S. FEDERAL congress. State it may apply, but she has influence over things that could effect the entire country, not even just NY.

AOC has advocated for support of her policies, primarying anyone who doesn’t agree with her, and her fucking photo is her Congressional picture. If that’s not “official business” nothing is.

So it’s pretty obvious you’re not even paying attention and had just developed your argument ahead of time and are reciting it as evidenced by your weird tangent about dead people.

Well, it’s unfortunate for the rest of the world that they aren’t viewed as the beacon of freedom, civilization, wealth, culture, research in all fields.. You get my point. If you’re not worth bombing, it’s easy to justify not caring about being bombed.

Thank you for the promotion again, my surreptitious friend.

Being awfully vague, aren’t you?

Your friend Volante tried to cite them as “asylum seekers” but its already been proven most of them aren’t seeking true “Asylum,” otherwise they’d have stopped at Mexico. Guess what Mexico doesn’t do? Provide healthcare.

..Dude, so you think it’s okay that you could just fly a bomb out of Iceland? Weird ass flex, dude. Very weird.

TSA PreCheck is wonderful, but then you get idiots whining like “WHY CAN’T I GET PRECHECK WITH MY CRIMINAL RECORD” and so on.

Are you implying that the undeserving fuckers are TSA employees? Because I’d agree with that.

I’m pretty sure the Coast Guard would be incredibly pissed you just lumped them with the TSA.

Dismiss yourself? Strange tact, but I’m interested.

Wasn’t AOC fucking like 8 years old when 9/11 occurred?

Two out of four links in the first paragraph link back to Splinter. Still not a good look, guys.