shutthefuckupsplinter
Romostradomus the Undying
shutthefuckupsplinter

To be fair, the whole “OMG NOBODY GAVE CONSENT TO THIS” argument is nonsense. You willingly gave your photo to the DMV, a state agency, to which that state is then beholden to the federal government. If for whatever reason your dumb ass thought you had to explicitly consent to any other government agency to look at

But bullshit paperwork is the lifeblood of government workers! What would they do all day if they weren’t forcing you to essentially compete in the most annoying form of American Ninja Warrior?

It doesn’t really matter because Rapinoe only makes the decision for herself.

Do you ever get the feeling no one gives a shit about the shitty, underdeveloped nation we conquered to form this country? Because we don’t; just a heads up.

Yeah, and get rid of the ATF! And DHS! And everything! ANARCHY! OPEN BORDERS! WEEEEEE!

Guy was real smart after we told him the first time, “Okay we’ll process your request. Stay in Mexico.” Then decided, “NOPE COMIN OVER ILLEGALLY AGAIN.” Well, sounds like he was all about making good decisions.

“Why does this Doctor get paid more than me? THIS IS BULLSHIT!”

People love explosions.

Colin Kaepernick: I Ruin Everything Now!

If only those West Africans could get an ebay they could sell those shoes and be set for life.

I’m almost positive the people buying Nike Air Force Ones don’t care much about “wokeness” anyway.

If everything is offensive, then nothing is offensive, ya doofy choad.

After it detonates, wiping out everything in the blast radius, it sets off a secondary explosion of fireworks to let survivors know who, exactly, just fucked your shit up.

The patently idiotic and dishonest argument that the Founding Fathers should be reviled for modern standards being applied to far past incidences.

It fits with their chosen narrative, apparently, so damn the facts - they assume incessant repetition will make it true.

Only as long as one of “their own” sits on the throne...And also that that person only ever makes everyone happy, and if they do anything untoward they will immediately be executed, and another of the “tribe” takes their place.

I’m still not entirely sure how we’ve made the step to non-binary genderqueer in the first place.

And we’re still fucking waiting for you to just leave already.

No, he didn’t deny any history - he just thinks it’s extremely cunty to still be wringing your hands over something that didn’t even happen in the past century...And he’s right. You, and Mirkinson, are incredibly cunty.