I’m going to go down to Mexico and get angry that Mexicans don’t speak English.

Well, you see, the country was founded by people both genetically and ethnically British, who speak English..So the colonists spoke English..And their children for over a century and a half spoke English..And it’s the language we teach as the primary form in schools..So maybe nobody gives a shit about Spanish since…

BUT their fast food orders never get screwed up!

You left out the word “illegal” there if he’s never going to receive any benefits from his taxes. Sucks to suck, I guess - could’ve always stayed in Panama.

Rosie O’Donnel has been a real life Ursula for over a decade now.

It’s kinda weird to me because most MA democrats I know look at this shit and think “Woah woah, wait, you want what?”

People like me more than you.

What do you do when even the professors think your identitarian and sensitivity politics are shit?

Don’t forget the extreme veer to racism they take if you dare to disagree on even one point - How many times have you seen them switch to screaming “UNCLE TOM!” “HOUSE NIGGER!” I’ve never heard a single right leaning friend (very few in number in MA) ever use the hard ‘R.” Somehow it becomes okay if you’re on the hard…

No dijon?

Meghan Markle is half black.

It’s not my fault she can’t form a coherent sentence. The correct phrasing would be, “I think we, in Minnesota, are no. 4 in the country for student debt.” You can even shuffle it around a bit and it still works. What definitively does not work is “We’re no. 4 in the country for student debt in Minnesota.” In fact,…

Splinter: We Love The Minorities That Agree With Us.

You do. :)

“The what?”

This country of Minnesota, tell me more.

The hate for honesty is strong at GMG.

Libby would have a fucking stroke.

I had heard a rumor you were placed on a forced hiatus from The Takeout for critiquing the bloggers/commentariat, ha!

I’m sure the kids enjoy all the protesters on their step ladders yelling to them about how they can’t do anything, and are just there to watch.