This article, translated: “HOW DARE THE JEWS TRY TO TELL OUR GLORIOUS NEW MESSIAH WHAT SHE SHOULD AND SHOULD NOT SAY?”

Yeah, I’m sure all the homeless there think it’s fantastic.

To be clear, this is the same California with a horrific homelessness problem, SF has to pay people ~150k a year to clean up human shit from public thoroughfares, and LA lacks any sort of rat extermination process. In short, California is now the wasteland from Mad Max - but I’m glad they’ve got their priorities in…

No ornament on your Subaru’s hood? SLAP A DILDO ON IT!

Comedy Central accepts them, just ask Adam & Eve (Thanks Adam & Eve!).

There’s a huge difference between condoms, a public health issue, erectile dysfunction, a medical issue, and...sex toys, which are neither. This’ll be laughed out of court.

Shouldn’t you be off googling how “Net worth” works?

Oooooh scary! And then we’ll turn around and investigate every single Democrat in Congress, which would probably lead to mass arrests.

You are, apparently.

Social programs =/ Socialism. Read a book.

He already delivered on the economy.

My mistake, they just have elongated claws that look incredibly like sickles.

He seems to find plenty of time to actually get shit done, meanwhile AOC has...what? Made a fool of herself a couple times, lobbied for a pay raise for herself, released an 8 page document with no details about a “Green New Deal” which is essential fake legislation with the sole purpose of trying to gain headlines and…

Would you happen to realize how hilariously stupid you look because that’s a picture of the Hammer and Sickle goosestepping? That shows you’re on the wrong side, tough guy.

Exactly why do we need to have deportation proceedings/hearings for people that have already received their final order? Just toss them in a truck and dump them over a border.

Ah, so this is what AOC needs her $4500 raise for! So she can spend more time on Twitter!

That’ll be the day when a Democratic candidate manages to only win NY and CA. In short, she will never be president.

I, too, cannot find the connection between “legal citizens of a sovereign nation being rounded up, held, and exterminated” and “people illegally jumping a border and detained.”

It’s not extrajudicial if they have a court hearing for the asylum claim after they illegally hop the border.

It’s like you cherry pick only convenient parts of history to support your own delusional beliefs. You may want to make sure you don’t have your tinfoil hat on too tight.