shutthefuckupsplinter
Romostradomus the Undying
shutthefuckupsplinter

Well, true. They made at least a minimal effort to try and be a reputable news source...They still didn’t do very well. The reason Vox/GMG bleed money so badly is because they’re very clearly in no way reputable, as you can always tell by the unprofessional writing style and the lack of any attempt whatsoever to hide

Except Vox is bleeding money rapidly as well, and they even got a massive $200mil infusion from NBC.

Okay, then you give them your money. Just you.

They’ve been filling their pockets with aid money for decades.

“More money for Listicles!” shouted Buzzfeed employees, as they desperately dialed their parents on their hot pink iPhone X’s to ask for rent and bar money.

OH NO, NO MORE LISTICLES?! OH THE HUMANITY!

“As someone who’s worked at BuzzFeed for more than six years, I’m deeply invested in the company and its future—which is exactly why I’m so invested in the newsroom unionizing,” BuzzFeed News Deputy Culture Editor Rachel Sanders said, “Because nobody else will hire me with BuzzFeed on my resume`.”

You could’ve probably just made the headline to this article “Lib Status: Owned” based on how the Splinter commentariat will react to this.

M.A.D.

Did you learn nothing from Splinter’s “Eh, it’s okay to not vote” post rapidly switching to “OMG HOW DID YOU IDIOTS NOT FUCKING VOTE?” Post 2016 Election?

Counterpoint: No.

I would, but I kept trying to find a coherent thought to rebut in any of your previous two posts and came up with...nothing. Though I will admit, I got a good laugh at you suggesting that nuclear war with Russia was somehow some kind of possibility. Thanks for that.

Steyer still hilariously wasted a ton of money on a futile effort.

Provide one piece of evidence of payoff from foreign leaders.

You would think, given the number of times Splinter has fallen on their faces starting in the run up to the 2016 election to now, they would simply say “What do we want? Okay, then the opposite of that must be true.”

AOC certainly is better at using the media...Like when she used the media to say, directly in to a microphone, “The optics might, like, be bad, it may not be convenient, but we need a raise!” Or how she was saying this as she hustled off to do nothing and didn’t stick around for Jon Stewart to lambast her over First

Bernie Sanders and the Technicolor Dreamsuit?

It’ll just be a looping soundbyte of Liz Warren yelling “I AM GOING TO FIGHT!”

You may want to lay off the bath salts, dude.

The NRA may have lost 10.8 million, but how many times has GMG been bankrupted/sold for being in the red?