No one gives a shit about the natives, quit crying about them.

In before some hard left progressive suggests they put a drone in the background.

Find me one person outside of NYC or California that is not a batshit insane Splinter commenter who thought it was a good idea to waste time or money redesigning the $20 bill. I’d say I’d wait, but I don’t have an eternity.

“Mooooooommmmmm don’t forget to pay my student loans this month!”

When can we get an interview with Splinter bloggers about why they’re so petty and hateful about the rich and literally anyone who has more or found more success in their lives than themselves?

Well, I mean, most lawyers generally send that remainder along because they don’t want to be disbarred..Apparently Avenatti wasn’t afraid of losing his livelihood for whatever reason.

I’m also not sure if it happens for tax purposes as well, so the plaintiff doesn’t pay taxes on the full winning but rather after the 1/3 for firm is extracted first. However, I don’t recall seeing firms paying out settlements piecemeal like that.

Why not? If he took the case on contingency, it doesn’t make sense that the money is paid out to the plaintiff who could then stiff the lawyer for the work he already rendered, and then force him to waste precious billable hours and waiting an absurd amount of time for the case to wind its way through the system just…

Was Avenatti’s the only firm in the country without an accountant on its books? How did nobody else notice strange sums of money moving in to or out of the business? Like, who’s doing the fucking books?

Idk, are you a conspiracy theorist maniac? Because you sound like you got saddled with an extra chromosome at birth.

Well, that’s the main problem isn’t it? Their parents told them “You can do whatever you want.” They just didn’t bother to tell them “It won’t be for whatever you want, however.”

The thing is, mostly Splinter and Jezebel readers are all screaming “ALL WORK IS VALUABLE” when really, more owners are realizing it’s not. Even the small pizza joints around me now have online ordering, which I’d figure most people would prefer - it removes the chance of mix ups on taking the order, I don’t have to…

I was going to lean more towards that nobody even knows if she’d be a decent lay because the amount of conversation you’d need to have to even get to that point would make me want to mainline Draino.

Seriously, there’s virtually nothing to it. Given, in Texas she’s probably representing mostly people who crossed the border illegally, and..what? Being assigned as a public defender? Supplementing that with the occasional person that can pay her retainer? Most of the immigration guys I know here do outside counsel…

Dude..Common law practices for contracts existed since before the Puritans even landed in NA.. you’re basically saying it’s okay for the government to tell you what you can do with a house and property you own because they enforce legally binding contracts, which is some seriously fucking stupid reasoning.

And there’s your obligatory “PEOPLE DESERVE MORE THAN $12 AN HOUR TO ANSWER A PHONE AND TYPE IN AN ORDER!” post, folks.

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you equating common law contract practices to fucking government ownership of property? Also, that’s not the definition of irony.

And how do you plan on conducting such an idiotic plan? What if the people who own those properties don’t want to sell? You can’t use eminent domain to take it. But yes, most assuredly what cities need are more housing projects - I hear people love the projects. I will say, it’s a great way to segregate and keep crime…

If anyone ever wondered why Libby is such a whiny, snobby twat all the time, it’s apparently because nobody wants to fuck her. Now, which came first, the whining or the nobody liking her may never be known, but one begets the other.

And so continues NYC’s descent in to a shit blasted Hellscape.