Woah woah, what “important connections” does he have? He hasn’t worked since he left the daily show, and he looks like Hell. “Knowing people at NBC” is not an “important connection.”

Thanks, obligatory Russian troll.

..You’re saying this about a guy who a) had a team of writers working for him and b) came out and blatantly said “Don’t use me for your political information or base it on what I say, I’m on a comedy show for Christ’s sake.” You are exactly the type of person who he would call an idiot.

Clearly Grasso never had to study psychology at her liberal arts school. “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” - Freud.

..How?

Yes, damn WotC for forcing you back towards a creature based meta instead of running full kill/counterspell/mill decks!

Then they would do that at a legal crossing. But they aren’t, they’ve just been told “Hey if you see any authorities just say you want asylum.” Too bad, so sad, if you cross from Mexico you’ve blown your chance at asylum because you’d have to apply there first.

Really? So they’re just using more dangerous and illegal crossings for fun, then.

I mean, the very few times I’ve gotten something unacceptable, I’ve made eye contact with the server and a slight hand motion to notify them there’s an issue - keep in mind the times this has happened can be counted on one hand - and they’ve offered to either have it remade or just removed from the check. At one high…

BREAKING: Splinter somehow finds a way to make child sex abusers seem like victims.

Seriously, why are people so afraid that this question is “intrusive?” It’s literally just asking you to give an opinion on what you paid for. If you find this question intrusive, maybe you should just admit you’re a fucking misanthrope and never interact with other humans again.

Oh sure, but when I try to Jedi mind trick the cop by saying “Nothing is wrong here” and speed off, I get arrested.

So this is the guy that all Splinter bloggers were demanding resign and how he was just a massive embarrassment, and how great the Democratic party was because they “call out and remove” the bad actors in their party..And now months later Splinter has deemed his redemption complete, and is wonderful again. Something…

Things that don’t matter: Polls conducted 18 months before elections. Also, polls in general. I seem to remember a number of polls showing a landslide win for Hillary just days before...

Congratz, and as you clowns love to say, “Bush Jr. went to Yale.”

That’s...Not a thing and simply believing so doesn’t make it correct, you trogladyte.

If that is true, then NYU would explain why you’re so clueless and why your jokes are so trash.

Yeah, I hear the film industry is just super specific and extremely meticulous with details. *eyeroll*

You’re just the angriest little college freshman.

Clearly you can’t read. I am eternal.