Always keep your Eyes up!

Careful with that informed consent stuff, you’re going to trigger the sort of people that think it’s the government’s job to tell you what you can and can’t consent to.

Nolan is probably still in the process of having a rage stroke due to the verdict. I’m curious to see who Oberlin’s PR person was, because the email blast they sent out after losing the case was eerily similar to Gawker’s after Hogan gave them the Atomic Leg Drop, namely a lot of words to say “WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING…

Unions are corrupt?! I’m SHOCKED!

So one dude hangs himself, one has HIV, and one has cirrhosis, diabetes, and heart disease (which is essentially a death sentence)..And your argument is that the government/taxpayers by extension should be forced to shoulder the cost of their care because they willingly committed a crime by crossing the border…

So many commenters won’t catch the sarcasm here, and that’s the scariest of all.

Nothing says “interesting” like shoehorning identity politics in to everything!

You fuckin’ what now? I think you’ve got your tinfoil hat on too tight.

Yes, ethical concerns, as in they have reason to believe that their client is lying and making shit up on the fly.

Nobody reads the fucking credits anyway, and if you do you’re a human garbage fire.

Yeah, How DARE they use a straight white male. You must be so fucking offended.

Racist.

Yeah, they definitely should have made the protagonist an asexual queer trans minority, because fucking EVERYTHING has to be about that bullshit now.

I read his whole comment hoping that it would stumble across any semblance of sense but..Nope. Just the text based equivalent of an aneurysm. Don’t do bath salts, kids.

Seriously, have these people never been hammered before?

I’ve never seen a judge hurl his gavel at someone over a frivolous lawsuit before, so please let me know if you manage to get this case in front of one so I can witness it firsthand.

Come on man, you mean you’re not willing to waste your paralegal’s time and billable hours making them do research for the inevitable $3 in damages you’d get?!

PLEASE tell me you forced her to watch you eat prime rib.

You have to scour the internet  because you’re a fucking idiot. Just say it.

What argument? The bill is fucking idiotic.