If you’re seriously asking that I wonder why we’re on Jalopnik. Off the top of my head:
1. It pisses off Range Rover purists.
2. It pisses off BMW purists.
3. It now makes turbo noises, and with some tweaking can probably shoot fire out the exhaust.
4. It now has a manual.

Sounds about white to me.

The Catholic Church paid a Catholic investigator to investigate Catholics accused of bad behavior. They said everything was A-OK. Who could imagine such an outcome?!? It’s not like the Catholic church has ever covered up bad behavior by their members before...

Read the fucking article

A couple of weeks ago I saw a pickup truck with a mullet:

Am I the only person who finds the Carrera GT ugly AF, regardless of color, wheels, etc. I’ve seen them in the tin many times, and whether there or in pictures I think it’s an absolutely hideous car, performance nonwithstanding.

Except you can’t just release your engine from your car and ride your engine around, can you? Of course the car / cart doesn’t add propulsion, but it sure can subtract from it.

Pretty sure ‘Jemima’ here isn’t acting in good faith.

If you can’t parse what she’s saying but the rest of us can, doesn’t that make you the idiot?

You can have perfect grammar and be as smart as a snail.

Linguistics major here. The whole point of grammar is clarity. We all recognise “dumb/smart at” and it’s meaning, and it is widely and commonly used, so it’s fine. “Dumb when it comes to” is also fine, but while it might be better grammatically, it’s kinda clunky.

No, she only sounds ‘stupid’ if you have white supremacist ideals of English language usage. Because it’s a living language with multiple colonized cultures participating in the growth of the language her usage is no less valid than that of an upper middleclass suburbanite’s, nor an Australian aboriginal’s, nor the…

This warms my heart. Honestly I feel like if she did pursue becoming a teacher one day, she’d be really good at it because she could be relatable and engagingand fun and students need more of that.

I can’t believe these cars still exist. I used to see them everywhere and now seeing one is like seeing a unicorn. 

Are they planning a Cars and Coffee event under it tomorrow?

BMW decided “reliability is a Toyota thing” and flashed it for less life.

I’m starting a fund to tow BBI4 up to 184 MPH on a bicycle. I’ve already sourced the bike.

You could do that? Really? I’d shit my pants long before 184 mph.

What about doing 190 on a motorcycle and turning off the engine?

Holy shit....what you said is scary but true. See it all the time.