NP.

To be fair, Khaled is expressive in his love of literally everything he loves haha, it’s what makes him so great: all love, no hate.

Khaled is slightly crazed, but in a good way. I love that he’s so expressive in his love for his son.

I actually enjoy is zest for life. It seems genuine. Yes, he is a shameless self promoter but I still don’t mind it. He seems happy to be alive and sometimes, that’s just a nice energy to have.

All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

I don’t know what post of mine you are saying, “sarcasm much?”

Conversation between me and a 45 year old never married guy friend:

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

I’m rather sly.

Keep the car you have. So many people rush out to get boring ass crossovers and other huge cars they don’t need as soon as they find out a kid is on the way. The GTI will handle 99% of all the kid hauling duties (including the stroller). I’ve managed with my one kid and a Focus just fine and my non-car guy buddy with…

From Chicago Craigslist when I searched for a Grom. Just so much to say about this...

Yes, very helpful advice for the millions of people who lease and will continue to do so. Telling people not to lease is like telling people not to have sex. It’s going to happen, people are going to do it. It’s my job to make sure they have the most information possible to they get the best deal they can.

48 here, daily driving this:

which is a life lesson: do your own thing to the best of your ability, fuck everyone else.

The middle pipe is where the VTEC goes after it kicks in.

I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

I dropped a phone on a baby.

I’m here to demand justice for D.B. Pooper!

An ex rented ‘Grandma’s Boy’ to watch with my family (including my 94 year old Grandma) because he really enjoyed watching it with his brothers. Just because it has Grandma is in the title does not make it Grandma-appropriate.