When I watched this video, I was reminded of my cat, Tiger. she was tiny (not as big a this cat) and feral.

Can I cat brag for a minute? My beloved baby passed away in October after 14 years of being the best. She never saved me from a direct threat but:

Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

One of mine NEEDS to be in the bathroom with me, only to sit and silently stare in judgement. She howls if I try to shut her out. If you hate privacy, get a cat

The Jalopnik world has taken a turn for the worse...here we have Mopar make all be it pointless and batshit crazy cars simply because they can and saying fuck it to the financial aspect of the situation, this would be a young boys dream. They are literally just dumping money into fantasy fan boy projects and creating…

“If you can take a corner, you’re not going fast enough”

I’ll never buy this car, but I appreciate seeing a car manufacturer coming out with something like that in 2017. And I’m not even American!

Woo! Finally, some props from Jalopnik. Here is mine (1 of 7 with S54, LSB/Black):

I think you should re-read. He replaced/rebuilt virtually every system for the long term. He used better parts. Things partially worn or known trouble spots were addressed. It was a system reboot. A better initial purchase would have all those same systems in different states of decline. Addressing those issues as…

It would be much better for them to be assigned to pick up all the trash that other idiots throw out of their cars for a few months than wishing they were dead.

There is literally a mustang in sight.

You my good sir, get a star for nostalgia.

Seriously, I immediately thought of all the times I have done that exact thing in Gran Turismo on Special Stage Route 5

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

I really want to get one, then troll C&C, HPDEs, AutoXs....anywhere really. Just drive real slow like and stare people down....because you know that they know.

See you in 25 years, bucko! Right alongside my Ford Falcon, and to the left of all my hopes and dreams.

moar

Why can’t this replace the Z? Nissan should be reported for elder abuse for how they’ve neglected that car.

Probs. But it is my right as an American to bitch voraciously about things that have very little actual impact on my life.

Well, we’d get it, and then we’d complain it’s not bigger, and that it’s too noisy, and that it’s not powerful enough for the money, and then we’d all go out and buy 2 ton v8 Mustangs like we always fucking do.