Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

How does anybody have energy for wedding night sex? I mean, if they are organizing their own wedding, have no wedding planner, are not really able to get a meal into their bellies because of all the required socializing and ritualized wedding events, and more than 50 guests, etc.? Especially if you're over 30. I'm…