A cannon is a large, heavy piece of artillery, typically mounted on wheels, formerly used in warfare. But that’s not important right now.

Disney did kind of put themselves in a corner on this. Like you said, it was out of date by the time it was built with the last movie coming out. 

Cannon go boom.

Of course George Pal did away with legs altogether for his movie. But are we sure that fourth appendage is a leg?

But is she really dead?

We basically have the movie to thank for HBO lasting long enough to get all the super quality shows it has now. It was even a big pre-Internet meme that the name stood for “Hey, Beastmaster’s on.”

podo and kodo.  my friends.

You’ve redecorated...I don’t like it.

I’m gonna go sell my Marriage to Mephisto to undo this whole mess.

Credit where credit is due: this could have been a slideshow, and it isn’t. Good choice!

Naming the Guardian of Forever Carl might be the most degrading thing ever done to an all powerful time controlling super being/machine.

Man, this review and the one over on A.V. Club are so vastly different, I wonder which reviewer has the goatee.

A series with 3-hour-long episodes was a tough pitch, though.

Medina Station—the Belter outpost closest to the Ring Gate—in disgust.

That’s the Repetition of the Daleks.

Teary, whispering Poochie.

“Except, Star Trek: Discovery realizes, Michael’s the protagonist! It must be she and she alone who takes on the burden of solving the Burn, getting the information she needs, and also maybe bringing one of the founding members of the Federation back into the fold!”

She was a cadet in Season 1, so she rose through the ranks from Academy to XO in less than three seasons/years. People in the TNG/DS9/Voy era got promoted one rank over the whole run of show, if at all - poor Harry Kim...