I’m just going to say it:

If I’m watching live TV and a commercial comes on, I’m immediately flipping channels. Bt live TV is rare for me. I’ll start watching a game I care about about an hour in on PVR, no commercials, no half-time, catch-up to live in the fourth.

Oh my god, if some stranger put their fucking earbud in my ear I would run them over with a bus.

I like to think she is like Fat Tony playing dumb because she stole it “What’s a murder?”

That part at the end is what sends me over the edge too. That woman has every right to turn the hose on that little shit.

I figured its because all the creatives at agency live or have lived in north brooklyn.

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! This was the EXACT post I was planning, even down to the age!

put them in that giant plexiglass cube with the grizzly bear and then blow out the hinges with exploding bolts.

Oh dear god, I want to live in this thread. I literally vomited blood the first time I saw that ad.

Scout is a goddamned nickname. Anyone who names their kid Scout needs to be fucked with Triton’s thorny cock.

There in lies Apples message- they don’t want you to have a computer, where you can actually, you know, create something. They want you to consume their pretty package and all the pretty apps. They assume that 99% of the population lives their life through Instagram filters. Trust me, that iPad doesn’t really do…

It’s how ad agencies show sincerity to Gen Z, donchaknow.

god, this whole twee brooklyn setting for commercials is a thing. This one from earlier in the year. No annoying ipad barb

She’s the love child of Dustin and Barb.

Apple is 2 for 2 with awful commercials. “what’s a computer?” and “dancing strangers sam smith song” are ubiquitous.

That commercial ticks EVERY. FUCKING. BOX. I hate Apple Barb.

Justice for Apple Barb will be forcing her to write her report on a Tandy. SEE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT DOS, KID!

Also, (yes this is pedantic) shut up Scout, that is a fucking computer. Everything that computes is a fucking computer. It would make slightly more sense if she had said, “What are you doing on your PC?” And then you’d still be an asshole, Scout.

My brother earlier this week said “You know what commercial is the worst?” and all I said was “WHAT’S A COMPUTER?” We had never watched the commercial at the same time together, but I knew exactly what commercial he was thinking of.

But really. “What’s a computer?” Either she’s a Mole Woman or being a condescending little bitch to a woman who she probably sees daily hears every selfishly loud argument she has with her parents through those thin walls.