Typical LA. Now the Chargers will hire a young trophy equipment manager.

As long as they didn’t also kill his dog.

Guess once they left San Diego they didn’t have to stay classy

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Well, to be fair, espn is going to claim he’s North Korean and is only trying to do the current administration and Guam, nay THE WORLD, a solid and moving him to cover Ultimate Frisbee on ESPN3.

Can we cut the bullshit and talk about the real outrage, namely his racist mother who named him in the first place?

They contemplated stonewalling, but they were afraid of the potentially controversial Stonewall Jackson memes...

There are certain things I can put up with. When she leaves the toilet seat down, I grin and bear it. When the boss demands unequivocally that I show up on time, I smile and nod. Hell, when I’m required to wear a different pair of pants at least once a month, I comply. But not this. Not this. It’s too much to ask for…

I’d like to be the first to congratulate ESPN for making a thoughtful decision to protect an employee from cruel memes and other satirical broadsides which will surely result in him being subject to cruel memes and other satirical broadsides.

ESPN and the right made this a thing. Deadspin is just participating in their favorite pastime, shitting on ESPN.

At first I reacted to this odd story by thinking ESPN was being idiotic. But the more I think about it, the more I don’t blame ESPN at all. The announcer, Robert Lee, is essentially an ESPN rookie, trying to build his career, and the network was concerned that he would be the subject of memes and all sorts of…

Mister Kotter kicking ass!

I like detail, but CHEESES!

Great job as usual, Will! You’re the one shining spot in this whole debacle. I’m guessing you won’t see this though, as the “merging” didn’t work right for many of us, and nobody seems to be coming to rescue those of us languishing in the greys.

Commentariat: “Nice article, AV Club. Did Will Harris write it for you?”

Am I in the grey or am in the white?

Oh, apparently I am created. Huh.

That is an insane response.

Look, I get that Hitler was bad enough to all but ban a certain style a facial hair, a first name, AND a last name. But don’t you start taking away entire LETTERS based on two weeks in office.