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Welp..

The last time he tried this with his Big Important Boy Tanks in DC Parade for No Reason, they interviewed a reasonably high-ranking military person who said (paraphrase), “This parade is some third-world, tin-pot dictator bullshit.  We have real jobs to do.”  And he had a good point.  If the answer to the question,

You-know-who: ‘The Pentagon & our great Military Leaders are thrilled to be doing this’

Given that is from Newsmax, the veracity of anything in that article should be questioned. 

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three YEARS ive been waiting to post this 

Yes.
On the off chance they’re not carefully selected stooges getting paid to lie and use their “I’m a holy man” BS to convince the gullible...
CBP is damn eager to spin things in their favor again and will most definitely try to create neat little ‘tours’ to make themselves look good. 

Seriously, are we supposed to believe this jackass is throwing around words like “indemnify” and “conspicuously”

“When I look at myself in the first grade kindergarten and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.” —DJT

As terrible as this is and as terrible as American agencies are behaving, unfortunately these refugees are still better off in these detention centers than where they are fleeing from.

Hey, remember when we could have had a taco truck on every corner?

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Let me spare you the wait:

Jesus Christ, every time I click through to Twitter I am reminded why I fucking torched my account.

Fascism on parade.

Republicans after reading this...

It’s not my country, bootlicker.

Didn’t you hear??? Andy was MURDERED by quick-drying cement milkshakes! He froze and turned into a statue!!!!!!!!!!