My BF once told me in his sleep he thought I was schizophrenic which really upset me, so I tried to ask him what made him think so. Once he was awake he had no idea.

I did the same thing when I went as Martha Washington...

Same, and THEN I got a migraine

me too :) at work. oops!

“...may have been the basis for lots of sin-dong when it was first printed.”

ugh same

I agree with this. Also, how completely perfect and also silly is it that Rand Paul really wants to mow the White House lawn?

I wouldn’t assume he knows what photo-shopping is...

Here’s my question: how many moms are there, really, in One Million Moms?

OMG this gif <3<3<3

Good point. I’m still totally into the idea of the current parties being shaken up, but I should probably wait to be gleeful about it in retrospect, just to be safe.

Yeah, like, is it wrong to be kind of excited by this? Because I don’t wanna be right.

A-frickin-men, I think you mean

Yeah, I hadn’t noticed until I thought about, but me too! So, thanks for that moment of self discovery, I guess!

Is prune face the new RBF? I’m all for it.

ugh i think that’s a huge part of it, to a T

gooooooood to know

ooooh thanks! I’m in the same boat money-wise and have been dying to try a lip-stain. I’ll have to check my CVS like, stat, because I drink coffee all day but want to have red lips doing it.

This, with the caveat that fragrance wise (and sometimes more) I try to match. Pretty much everything I use is herbal and specifically tea-tree oil-based. I use the same brand for shampoo and conditioner (it’s some fairly fancy shit my boyfriend is obsessed with and insists on buying from his hair stylist), a…

True, Kasich and Rand are least scary when it comes to wars. If anything this election is making me realize how far radically left I am...