Oh, I might have to start

thank you for this gif, i love it

I just saw this and am so mad I’m like, lightheaded.

that is super scary

Yeah, I thought that about Kasich in the first debate, but then read more about him and his career. Also he said something about citizenship that made it sound like being Christian was a requirement and then I nope-ed out. Not that I would ever in a million years have voted for any Republican, but it would be nice for…

asked for your number? for real?

I felt like he was the closest thing to a voice of reason for most of the night, but that made me really uncomfortable .

omg that might be the cutest kitten picture I’ve seen in DAYS I want to hug himmmm

probably both :/

Dagney Elm. I sort of like it, but it would inevitably conjure Ayn Rand cuz, well, that’s where my dad got the cat’s name.

I think this is kind of a key point. The important thing is less who pays and more do both parties agree about it and is it understood why and everything. I try to go for equal contributions because I make a little more than my boyfriend but also have more expenses...then again, I tend to pay for big important…

Oh snap thanks for reminding me about that. Huge grin.

that...that didn’t come from Borat? oh gosh

Ugh, you’re right! And did you notice “WE’re starting 2nd grade?”

That Rasputin reference was a great dig.

My gut reaction is “why can’t he make a sandwich for me?!” but then I also wonder, why shouldn’t I expect “kindness and respect for the one you love?” Because this version of partnership is bullshit, that’s why.

I made this last night, but reserved some of the bacon as a topping and added some leftover homemade pizza sauce (don’t want to be wasteful!). We ate it with sourdough grilled cheeses.

that particular “hack” is super common (and SUPER annoying), so I’m pretty sure he found it online

Are you supposed to necessarily WANT to read everything on every syllabus for every class you take in college? If so, I definitely did it wrong...but reading the stuff anyway opened my eyes to some interesting stuff I never would have known I enjoyed! Anyway, what a douchecanoe.

“Joann Peine, social worker by profession and farm wife by marriage...”