So Norwegians are now eating dogs between their forest raking?

President Obama: He made it hard for the economically-anxious working class of the Midwest to grab their bootstraps!!

“I still have some questions… What were the terms of their sentence? Do they have to meet probation? Did they complete their debt to society or not?”

You’re a fucking idiot.

on a cracker!

Well, the student was sitting during the National Anthem. That’s a problem, isn’t it? Surely he should be expelled?

Impugning the good name of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. 

Guess we just ignore a bunch of serious crimes used to steal an election and compromise our national security since it might ::gasp:: rile up the base. Nice try, comrade. 

In Trump’s defense, this strategy has worked for him throughout his life. He has an army of assholes willing to bend over backwards for him. This time they’ll probably be joined by Republicans in Congress! It’s not Trump whose feet we’ll need to hold to the fire.

Okay, in my fantasy, he gets arrested and imprisoned and THEY LET HIM KEEP HIS PHONE. I want to read everything about how much it sucks there for him.

He’s not Black.

Can we stop using words like “controversial” to describe racist pedophiles?

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

It may have been out there for years, but that doesn’t mean everyone’s heard it. I’ve been an admirer of his for years and had no idea about this. I reserve the right to be heartbroken that so many smart and/or talented men that I liked have turned out to be trash 😭

For real? How have I never heard of this? 

factoid via wiki:

Off-camera, Trump appears to have muttered, “Get me out of here.”

Next time he wanders off...just let him keep going.