shufflingthedeck
Shuffling the Deck
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“We’ll plant tomatoes everywhere on earth!
They say in heaven, the sauce comes first!
But we’ll plant tomatoes everywhere on earth!”

“I am a notable person..”

“The left seems focused on gender and not job security,” he said. “I haven’t heard them talk about the basic needs of Americans in many years.”

“I’m a middle aged man,” he told Newsweek, when asked about his identity. “I’m white. I’m someone that works in Hollywood. I am a notable person but because of the state of the climate, I chose to make this video anonymously.”

That’s why I go to the gym when Murder, She Wrote is on the television and I can watch it while I’m on the hamster mill. Having that specific time I have to be there helps to get my ass there at all.

Working out, like many, many things in life, is worse in the anticipation than the actual doing. Once you’re working out, there’s endorphins and stuff, and it’s fine. But the dread that precedes it? That’s the problem.

“More triggered Liberals” *squints* “wait a second...”

You need to leave Reich now!

Probably felt like he had just walked into an Eagle’s Nest

He sure got worked up into a Fuhrer rather quickly.

“you have to address these things head on”

I cannot get past the fly being down. I am dying right now.

Their imaginary, Mueller-accusing witness had to go back to Canada to her modelling, so you wouldn’t know her.

The fuck are you gibbering about, Tomato? And why is it that you are in the black with no stars?

Don Lemon is the 24 hour news version of reverse Nic Cage.

It’s been explained thousands of times for years now. The only reason someone wouldn’t understand is:

Hey! This is the first time I spotted tomato face!

Rresponses like Toobin’s have got to become the (minimum) standard by which the media operates if we are to survive this catastrophe of an administration.

Clutch your purse and watch them as you walk by ladies.  I also lock my car when I see one of them coming close to it.  

Truth. White men are the biggest contributors to domestic violence in this country, by a wide margin.