> But yelling at people your employees in restaurants for locking children in detention and being generally cruel and incompetent is a HUGE crime against humanity. 

Yeah, and every fucking liberal democrat(and even some who aren’t so liberal) denounced the actions of that shooty idiot immediately, without equivocation. Try harder, dumbfuck.

She doesn’t even mention that, though, and neither do any of your other best friends in office - including Steve Scalise, who was one of the people shot. They are just talking about how mean they think Democrats are to them. They are always fucking whining about it - talk about snowflakes. As for the shooting, they…

Sure, the MAGABomber targeted a who’s who of Trump’s enemies list with explosives, but someone was mean to Mitch McConnell in a restaurant once so #BOTHSIDES!

Stupid people. You forgot to open with Stupid people used to believe that Megyn Kelly was a good, thoughtful person who happened to be corrupted

I think its a double reverse false flag operation. The alt-right has sent explosive devices to key liberal leaders knowing that everyone will blame the alt-right so they can say its a a false flag operation by the alt-left thus false flagging the false flag.  

Megan Kelly is the Brett Kavanaugh of news personalities. Anyone in the biz could have come up with a list of 30 other bleached-blondes with conservative politics who could have done this job. But, no.

Define “skills”

There’s definitely a hypocrisy element at work here: if her ratings were better, this would be smoothed over, etc.

i usually try not to be petty, but in this case I’ll make an exception:

How the fuck did Tomato get out of the greys?  

No, they were planning to use a pizza cutter. Not a saw.

I saw someone else describe this as the behavior of a bully when they know all the moms are watching. Layered with winks of “look how nice I’m being”.

When all this is said and done, the one who brought the pizza cutter will always be the idiot who brought a pizza cutter to a murder-stab party. 

Well then tell me how do you cut a person in 8 equal parts? Huh? Didn’t think so.

For the kid with acne?

STOP SAYING BOMB THREATS. THERE WERE ACTUAL FUCKING BOMBS. 

Friends is too strong a word.

She’ll check any box Trump wants for that tax cut, because living your truth shouldn’t be expensive.

That’s not ISIS’ flag-- that’s Y’all Qaeda’s flag.