*facepalm*

Don’t you all get that it doesn’t matter that the POTUS said it, people *cheered* for it. We’re so far beyond strongly worded tweeted responses and other forms of decorum. It is broken.

“Delusional piece of shit.” **FIXED**

So then call him what he is: delusional.

“Ford is unlikely to be deported because he is charged with a misdemeanor.”

Attempted assault? Excuse me, looks like the group definitely succeeded in that aspect. Why do racists and fascists have a higher bar to get over to be charged with full assault? Oh, yeah, because the NYPD is full of similar-minded racists and fascists.

Never seen nor heard the Cardinals being called “Cards”.

>>>”I’m so tired of reading this drivel. Democrats also happened to have a super majority when Obama took office.”

It’s reached a point where we’re all numb to it, and that’s bad. This man is being completely open about how he only represents some Americans and actively resents others. He needed to be removed from office yesterday. 

Ok I don’t want to be mean, but why does she look like one of those trains from Shining Time Station? Her face connects to her body just like them.

I’d go straight back to Seinfeld, when Elaine and her boyfriend are disappointed to realize they’re “just a couple of white people” (he thought she was Hispanic, she thought he was black) and immediately lose interest in each other.

Pete Wentz, Wenthworth Miller, Rashida Jones and Meghan Markle are on conference call, line 1. 

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

oh good lord... not a born again... those are the worst

Corporations encouraging people to perform one of their civic duties is just... strange. Dissonant. Businesses don’t do things that don’t make them money, so it’s like, what’s their angle?

My guess is the person who would click through on that is not going to vote no matter what you do. 

She forgot to to add that if you are a white girl, white dudes who go to parties and like beer are TOTALLY safe to be around.

I really want to get a job at one of these assholes’ churches, like as a preacher or something, and then just literally never show up because it’s against my beliefs. I’d send a stripper in my absence. 

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.