Wait.

Oh? That right.

“The jury’s still out.”

Our president is a moron, baby.

This is BY FAR my favorite....

“now"?

Or he uses that trace amount of DNA as a body shield to do whatever the hell he wants to minorities. Can’t be racist if he’s black. 

Ah, the erstwhile “moderate” Republican.

I’d love to see him reveal his results on live TV:

Plot twist:

Psst, I think this person is a preternatural tomatO. 

The couple ask if Lynx knows Knuckles, and are told “what, you think they all know each other?”

Strange how a Democrat running for US Senate in Texas wouldn’t need that “little extra to get over the hump.”

“I want to know exactly what they were carrying so it’s far easier to masturbate over the specific names of the guns in question”

Ookay but going by this picture..."the squat" means you just sit on your partner's really long thighs while holding hands??...doesn't seem too dangerous to me 🤣🤷‍♀️

That'll put a kink in your coxyx!

If you’re into sex-swings just wait until you see the new sex-catapults.

In this case, it really doesn’t matter whether the guns were a proper sniper rifle (aka deer gun), an assault rifle (aka groundhog gun), or shotgun (aka bird gun).

You always do this, people talk about an injustice and you come up with some reason why it’s not as bad as we say it is. It’s obnoxious and quite frankly, I still wonder why the hell you’re not gray. You insist on taking the side of police, racist wypipo, corrupt institutions every damn time we discuss them. I can’t…