3 total comments so far today for Tomato's new name.

“I Am an Independent, Impartial Judge.”

Who the Hell thought this was a good idea? Brett is an entitled brat who lied way before the allegations. Given all of his connections it's astounding that every move he's made has been wrong.

he is *so* thirsty.  it’s really not very becoming.

“I’m sorry I screamed but everyone’s being so unfair to me!”

Alternately:

They’re aiming for a Constitutional Convention to undo it.

Do these guys not know that women can vote?

Orrin Hatch doesn’t remember that he agreed an FBI investigation is the correct way to proceed when a SCOTUS nominee is accused of sexual harassment. Orrin Hatch likely doesn’t remember what he had for breakfast this morning.

I actually do believe that Mr. Puts-On-Glasses-Without-Having-Glasses doesn’t remember anything past the last week or so.

Orrin Hatch says something like Kavanaugh is the best nominee he remembers.

I didn’t even have to read his comment, the name was a dead giveaway.

They are pussy hats (think about it) :)

We can all agree that it’s bad to get mauled by bengal tigers, too, but seeing as very few people get mauled by bengal tigers, it should not be even a minor part of what local animal control focuses on, just like false accusations should not be anywhere near the foreground in a discussion of sexual assault.

If you don’t believe Blasey-Ford*; and I can agree there are a lot of things that will never be definitively proven given the passage of time, Kavanaugh is still an intemperate, partisan who’s apparently made a list of untrue statements, always in his own interests.

“Behave yourself,” says the dad, coldly. “Things have changed. Deena and I, after long consideration, decided to separate.”

This is not something to be celebrated. She’s not any kind of “empowered woman breaking barriers” in her industry. Rather, she’s exploiting the fact that she’s a woman as some sort of palliative to sell this otherwise unmarketably exploitive trash, which, while it evidently has a market, doesn’t make it any more worth…

Yeah....killed a cop and shot several others, and still taken alive?  Obviously a white guy.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”