“I understand college very well”

Gotta hand it you TomatoFace, somehow you still fool people.

FYI that's TomatoFace.

That's TomatoFace.

I notice that he makes comments that are so far-left that they're just ridiculous. A lot of times he'll throw in one fact that is easily disproven, but he'll double down when challenged. Also, if you read Splinter there are usually commenters that will post warnings about his new accounts.

Psst....that's TomatoFace.

I have a conservative aunt who said to me sometime last year “If that’s assault then I’ve been assaulted thousands of times” and shrugged it off. Then over the weekend she emailed me that the #MeToo movement is just an “assault on white men". There's no argument that will change conservative women's minds.

“Mayfield has brought life to the Browns offense, and made Thursday Night Football watchable”

It's incredible he saw the play considering he never watches the Texans.

“please do not get me started on french toast, a breakfast dish with the same operating principles as cereal (make something not mushy, mushy)“

Yeah, I’ve been noticing the trolls everywhere the last few days. There’s been a definite uptake in occurrences I’ve seen.

You were fighting aliens in your early 20's?

I don't think "no" was an option.

“The Jackrabbit,”

Zane probably will be Gonezalez after this game.

“Jets duel Dolphins at MetLife”

“We’re sitting in a state that’s gone Republican as long as we can remember.”

“People I don’t care about: Marc Jacobs”

Look at the response from La Bandita before trying to explain things to me.

There was Ivanka, a charming huntress