"Watching this show at 30"

I'm guessing she'll probably end up crashing with Shoshanna, who seems to be the go-to person for taking in homeless friends (first she had Jessa living with her, then Marnie, then Ray while they were dating, etc.)

I was expecting a closed-fist punch to the jaw. What a piece of shit.

The final conversation between Adam and Hannah definitely gave me flashbacks. "In summation" break-up conversations are the absolute fucking worst, even if you're the one who's "moved on".

Seriously, what a shit friend. When Hannah was gearing up for that punch, I fully expected it to be in Jessa's face. She deserved it.

Yeah, I also heard "that Mumford or Son", which is at least twice as funny as just "that Mumford".

Larry Wilmore could not have carried The Daily Show. He can barely carry The Nightly Show.

I want more of Tako, Adam's tiny lesbian friend who opens bottles with her teeth.

Actually, Jessa has shown a passing interest in politics and current events in the past. She's never been informed enough to know exactly what she's talking about, but she clearly likes to consider herself savvy. In past episodes, she's referenced Clinton and the Glass-Steagall act ("How do you know that?" "Just read…

Yup. Being unemployed after college was the worst.

Wait a minute.

I mean, we already got a taste of that with "Flo", and it was arguably the best episode of last season (tied with "Beach House"). Looking forward to it.

"The system is broken. They should just tell you ahead of time whether you're gonna get the job so you don't have to waste all that time and energy doing your hair and getting your nails done and then you could just stay home and look for other work instead."

Watching the half-time show only reinforced notions I already had that Katy Perry's music is terrible and the world needs more Missy Elliott.

I mean, if the general reaction to Girls is any indication, I'd say people just like to give creative women shit if they have any sort of parental connection to arts going in. Because that, of course, is an irrefutable indication that they're untalented hacks merely benefitting from nepotism.

It's "Sofia". With an "f".

This is pretty sad news, as they seemed to be finally hitting their stride.

This wasn't bad, considering it was the very first episode. Even when Colbert had his schtick figured out right out of the gate with The Colbert Report, it took him quite a while to get into a stride where his writing was great and everyone had adjusted to his character.

Yeah, that was distracting me, too. Just put it in a big box at top left or top right like everybody else does.

Not to mention the obligatory "Everything is NOT Awesome!" comment. What a tired joke to open a new show on.