How could you not include this part?

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Hope he got those delivery drivers to sign releases or his next edgy film series is going to be called Babes In Civil Court.

Hmm yes, the Uncle Terry Lite school of art. Deep. Really thought provoking. Her facial expression says, "Lets all go do shots!" but her train lingerie says, "I already did shots!" I like the juxtaposition of the model with all the haterz trying to commute. Probably to their stupid ass day jobs that are not edgy at…

Fin charges $5 per episode and $50 for an all-access package, which includes every uncensored episode.

Much art

Is there free pizza? If you want college kids to join up with you you HAVE to offer free pizza

I'm with you, Kelly. It fits her like a fucking dream and also makes it look like she was down to just grab Grandma's damask tablecloth, tie it on and shout, "LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS"

I'm still smiling that Tina and my best friend Amy introduced George Clooney as Amal's husband - as well they damn should.

From now on the McConaughey Oscar acceptance speech (McCOAS) should be the measurement for douchiness. So, like, pointing out someone's grammatical errors is worth 5% of an McCOAS. If you earn a full McCOAS it means you are the douchiest douche who ever douched. Bill Maher is worth 2.75 McCOASes.

STOP IT. JUST STOP.

Every time I post a gross thing people are all "NOT AS GOOD AS THE PUMPKIN SEED STORY," so I got the greenlight to run it again to celebrate 2015!

Hmmm. I'm pretty sure I've read grosser. Seems more like a Stupid College Student story than a Gross-out Story.

Stay strong. One day you'll be through it and you can put that money towards chocolate. That will be a happy day indeed.

"But it's less clear what type of policy measures we might take to address these issues."

I'm on my way tomorrow to see my horrible step-mother for the first time in 2 1/2 years. and she's FRENCH

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

I honestly would applaud your boyfriend if he left you. You seem like a horrible, shitty human being.