That’s just stupid. Of course Lost was about mysteries. Abrams uses it as one of his examples of a “mystery box”, for crying out loud. The problem is, the mysteries never got satisfying endings and the writers confused themselves into incoherence. It’s an unbelievable deflection to say “Lost” wasn’t about the…

And that’s okay with you?

Not that I agree with the OP, but is tit-for-tat retribution really the key to anyone being treated right? “This sex did this wrong thing so we should do THIS wrong thing” sounds like the exact opposite of how anything was ever peacefully resolved in history, ever.

For Pete’s sake it’s a pop song, not the word of god.

GO TO YOUR ROOM

I think you misunderstood what was happening to Teddy at the end. I don’t think he was being dumped. I think he was being... changed.

Please never, ever change, Tim. You’ll find it saves you considerable money on laundry bills, and your body PH will eventually level out, creating a sweet fragrance that acts as its own natural deodorant and relieves you of any logical reason to shower.

What does the amount of people in the world have to do with marrying somebody you love (that’s not a direct family member, that is)? It’s a second cousin, not his fucking sister. Get fucking over it. You’re still doing the same goddamn mental gymnastics and belittling and attacking me for no reason. What gives, dude?…

Okay, I’m all for shitting on this guy, but can we stop talking about the second-cousin thing like it’s some sort of evil, stupid thing he did? It takes away from the real reasons why Giuliani is a shitty person. FDR did the same thing. I have a close friend who did the same thing. It’s not the end of the fucking…

You must be old, ‘cause your brain’s malfunctioned on you.

You never used to play Super Metroid with your controller covered in Vaseline back in the day?

You never used to play Super Metroid with your controller covered in Vaseline back in the day?

This is my first time watching a video of yours. I think I love you. A lot.

That sounds about right, as far as political debate’s been going these days. My vote’s personally Luigi, but Toadstool’s up there for me. They’re all fun. I’m glad they retained a lot of their traits in 3D World.

I’m sorry, “not as challenging” as the original Super Mario Bros.? Have you ever even played the later worlds in this game? That’s a bunch of hooey.

I don’t know anything about this game, but based on this trailer it looks great.

Mandatory “I’ve got the high ground” comment

We can actually use those degrees for something.

I cannot stand that David Lynch impression. I couldn’t watch more than a minute. But I’d play this if it were actually Lynch narrating!

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